Think about what you need to survive, really just survive.
Food? Water? Air? Facebook? Of course, I'm going to concentrate on the water
here. Water is of great importance to all living things; In some organisms, up
to 90% of their body weight comes from water. Up to 60% of the adult human body
is water.
As we all know the importance of water for the whole body to
function properly, this guy decided to make the "water gallon" and
published in Thrillist in details what happened to him ... this is incredible!
So here goes:
"It was stuck on a senseless train 6 in New York, 50
feet underground, holding me in a gallon of water I had been carrying all day.
It was the most intense pressure my bladder has had, the hardest I've ever had
to pee In all my life.This is the kidney life you take when you are drinking
glass after glass after a glass of H2O.
When I agreed to drink a gallon of water a day, every day
for a month - or what is commonly known as the "Water Gallon
Challenge" - I expected positive results: better skin, more energy, a
bigger penis, Maybe ?) And I have some of those things, which is tight. But it
was also much, much more cumbersome than I ever imagined. You like it, you
really have to try to drink a gallon of water a day. But I did it anyway, especially
because my company literally paid me to do it, but also, because I wanted to
learn something along the way. Let me exalt my newly discovered aquatic
knowledge, esteemed, probably dehydrated, reader.
DAY 1: BEGIN
They usually do not consume liquid per gallon (except for
beer, high-five, dawg!). And I have no idea how many cups are in a gallon
because I skipped that fourth grade day to go to SeaWorld. So, I decide the
best way to do this is to simply get a big pitcher of mute water and take it
with me all day. Which is weird, right? This is much harder than I expected. I
sit at 11:30 pm and focus completely on drinking water to reach my quota for
the day. It is a strange feeling to have to compromise the body and soul for
the purpose of drinking, just to drink. And I'm not even being buzzed!
DAY 5: I DID EVERY 20 MINUTES
I like to drink water. I really do. My body (and I'm
assuming everyone else) is 60% water, but no normal person drinks a gallon of
water a day. You have to try! I'm drinking when I'm decidedly thirsty. I do not
feel different. I feel really full all the time - and I'm eating less. Besides,
I'm peeing every 20 minutes. Everyone in the office thinks I have a drug
problem because I'm in and out of the bathroom. It is also difficult because,
naturally, I find drinks without water that I want to drink. I've been twice
fisting water and alcohol in the bars, which I suppose is a good thing? But
again, so much pee.
DAY 10: DO I MAKE ... MAN BY HAND?
Something is happening. I notice it more in the morning.
Normally, I need a cup of coffee as soon as possible for my engine to run, but
I've been waking up refreshed, and with more energy than normal. Which is good.
Do I feel better, too? Maybe it's just a placebo effect though. I think my hair
could have an angelic glow now, but I consider myself very similar in general,
so I'm not sure. It is also cumbersome to bring this gallon of water with me
wherever I go. And drinking the whole gallon in a day is not getting easier. I
practically sleep with the thing under my arm in order to get my needed 128 oz
in each day. I have people looks, but carrying around this gallon has made my
forearms stronger ... I think.
DAY 15: I AM A BALL OF ENERGY
I definitely have more energy. For sure. I'm just drinking more
coffee, coming down from drinking two or three cups a day. When I run in the
afternoons, I feel a little faster. My dream is more consistent. And this
sounds weird, but I feel less hot. Not really. When I go to sleep my body
temperature oscillates between 98.6 degrees and the surface of the damn sun.
This is gone and I do not know why. Another thing: now I find myself incredibly
thirsty when I'm not drinking water. As my body has acclimated to my new
super-hydrated lifestyle. It may never be the same.
DAY 20: PEOPLE SAY YOU ARE HAPPY
I do not know. Maybe I am? Today I saw Beetlejuice again, so
that might have something to do with it.
DAY 25: I'M GETTING A BETTER PERSON
I'm still urinating so much. And it's always very clear as
Zima. My girlfriend says that my skin looks clearer and I definitely feel like
I have more energy in general. It's kind of weird to say ... but I think I feel
better. I ask my copywriter if he thinks my work has improved during my period
of hyperhydration
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